ANDRINI Men's Silk Tie Black Pink Blue Swiss Fabric Union Made USA

ANDRINI tie.  Imported Swiss fabric.  Silk construction.  Union made.  Black, pink, and blue colorway.  Classic luxury neckwear.  Excellent condition.  Thatcher Blunderbus picked this up, saw Imported Swiss Fabric on the label, and immediately assumed the tie had recently arrived by train from the Alps. He inspected both ends, searched for passport stamps, then spent twenty minutes trying to determine whether customs paperwork was required before wearing it.  I needed to be somewhere else.  So I went straight to Dorsia. I ordered oak-smoked pheasant breast resting on black currant reduction with roasted chestnut crumble and black truffle shaved by a man who appeared to own a chalet in Switzerland, a London townhouse, and several ANDRINI ties displayed beneath museum-grade lighting while security guards monitored them like crown jewels.  The waiter nodded once and said, Excellent choice, sir.  I picked this up right before some bozo did.  Shipped right — packed by someone who understands quality silk neckwear, not someone stuffing a union-made tie into a toolbox full of rusty sockets and extension cords.  Comes from a smoke-free lair.